Blow Job - Blink 182

It'd be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
From your mom

What Went Wrong - Blink 182

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog 

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Arr, and me first mate, you skurvy curr
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
Could only find the dog
Arr, that was no pirate, that was thy own sister
It's a mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog
FUCK YOU

Family Reunion - Blink 182

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother fucker, Tits, Fart, Turd and Twat 
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother fucker, Tits, Fart, Turd and Twat 
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother fucker, Tits, Fart, Turd and Twat 
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother fucker, Tits, Fart, Turd and Twat 
I fucked your mom

She's Got Issues - The Offspring

I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

Yeah yeah
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah yeah
She thinks she's the victim
Yeah

Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

Yeah yeah
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah yeah
She thinks she's the victim
But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on

Yeah yeah
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah yeah
She's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
Yeah yeah
My god she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

I made a header tonight. It's of Corny from Veronica Mars. It's from the episode 1x18 Weapons Of Class Destruction. It's the first header I've ever made so forgive me if it's crap! I'm quite proud of it because its one of the more decent things I've made.

Ming Tran - Gob

Flat on my face, i see what it takes
To cut through the bullshit, to cut to the chase
And when i get up, i won't forget
The place that you left me, the place that you left

Better run away, run away
'Cause you know I can't wait for the next time
You better run away, run away
For nothing's gonna save you the next time

And when I catch up, it will be great
I'll set a trap for you, I just can't wait
One of these days, one of these days
My friend ming tran'll kick you right in the face

Better run away, run away
'Cause you know I can't wait for the next time
You better run away, run away
For nothing's gonna save you the next time

Better run away, (run away) run away
'Cause you know I can't wait for the next time
You better run away, (run away) run away
For nothing's gonna save you the next time,

One of these days, I'll get my revenge
My friend ming tran'll kick you right in the face

Better run away, (run away) run away
'Cause you know I can't wait for the next time
You better run away, (run away) run away
For nothing's gonna save you the next time

Better run away, (run away) run away
'Cause you know I can't wait for the next time
You better run away, (run away) run away
For nothing's gonna save you the next time

Scenester - Big D & The Kids Table

I see them everywhere, wondering what's next
And I think it's kind of fun seein' them walk around downtown
And they got the new band records
And they want everyone to check 'em

They want everyone to see that they did it first
They want everyone to know
They want everyone to care
But it's fun when we don't care, so I tell them like this

Whoa, yeah, yeah, oh oh oh yeah, oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester

And now they listen to emotional music
When they used to like PUNKROCK
Or maybe now they like chump rock
And swore they never liked punk
And they always talk about shows
But I barely ever see 'em
And when I do they're just bummin'
Still haven't figured out that

And we just can't wait wait wait (no!)
Wait wait wait (no!)
Wait for what they've got next 
And we just can't wait wait wait (no!)
Wait wait wait (no!)
Wait for what they've got next

Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester 

Do they do it for the girls?
Yes they do it for the girls
But it's all the wrong girls in control of them
Don't worry about everyone else
The best people are themselves
And we don't think you know yourself

Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester 
Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
Oh no, oh no
Here we go again
It's the life of the perfect
We call it the worthless life of the perfect SCENESTER!

Social Suicide - Bad Religion

Right now
Well it's finally time to face my fears
Gunna get the hell out of here
And create a fresher atmosphere
But the consequences clear

There's a furnace set on high
And the yearning undefyed
But it's time to turn the tide
It's social suicide

Like you
Perserverence is a useless tool
Just a patron on a ship of fools
Painting interest in the cast and crew
Why you've broken every single rule

There's a furnace set on high
And the yearning undefyed
Now it's time to turn the tide
It's social suicide

Shadows entertain me
I don't want it masses
Shadows explain their known reactions
I don't even know if i can ever find truth
But I'm sure it wont come from far away

There's a furnace set on high
And the yearning undefyed
But it's time to turn the tide
It's social suicide

As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don't know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)
As long as you love me
As long as you love me

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don't care)
As long as you love me

Mrs Jones - Circle Jerks

Well
Hello Mrs. Jones
Good neighbor Sam
How are you doing?
While you're working nine to five
Do you know what your kids are doing?

Youngest debbies' skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest roger he's so dear
A pessimist the end is near

The family ties are breaking down
There's not much to do to save them
Tell yourself you'll spend more time
With the kids they'll say forget it

Youngest debbies' skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest roger he's so dear
A pessimist the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones

Everything you work so hard
You only want the best
You tell yourselves and your friends
They're better than the rest
Don't you know that I feel tons & tons of sorrow
Hey! By the way you got a rake that I can borrow?

Youngest debbies' skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest roger he's so dear
A pessimist the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam